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Right, well, this worked
for Shirley Valentine.

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So, it might work for you, Alan.

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Really?  Ooh, ooh, ooh, God.

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No, Amanda.

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It's good!

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Oh...

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Oh, this is lovely.

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Isn't that lovely?

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Can we have two menus, please?

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What's catch of the day?

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You are, Alan.

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You are joking!

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Oh, God, my phone's in my pocket!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, my phone!

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That's your stupid idea.

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But you didn't spill a drop.

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I'm going on dry land.

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I'm not that desperate for love!

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On the beautiful
Greek island of Corfu,

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we're halfway through
our toughest renovation yet.

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Oh, disgusting.

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Turning this traditional Corfiot
house

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into a gorgeous family holiday home.

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Do you know art
is about making mistakes?

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Not every five minutes.

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We've completed the living area
and the kids' bedroom.

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But we've still got to show some
love to the heart

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of the home - the kitchen.

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First of all, Alan,
that has to be the main door.

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Definitely.

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And I know it's a tip,
but doesn't that look romantic

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with the ivy round the window?

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We're not keeping that, though.

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We're not keeping the window?

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No, the ivy.

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Oh.

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But I think we should 100% keep
the bread oven.

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We could make some bread
in there for real, Alan.

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All right, then.
I am loving this floor, though,

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and I think, wouldn't it be lovely
if we could just restore it

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and make it... Cos it is good,
isn't it?

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It is. It's really good.
They're like proper flagstones.

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Me and Amanda are very different
interior designers.

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With Amanda, it's a mood board,
it's 2D. I'm a 3D designer.

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I will often go in a room
and just twirl around

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and see what comes into my head.

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And then do you reckon we should
have, like, Greek words for like

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"cook" and "eat"?

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No.

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Is that a "think about it"?

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On my mood board, I...

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You know this mood board
you keep referencing?  Yes.

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It's like the Beast of Bodmin,
this mood board.

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You hear it exists
but I've never seen it.

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Preparation is key.

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If you're not as organised,

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then your ideas aren't going to get
through, Mr Carr.

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So, I was thinking about a very pale
green in here, like a sage.

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Because sage grows wild in Corfu.

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I like that,
but I don't think too green.

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Subtle, understated, like Corfu,
but quietly confident.

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That's what Corfu is.  It is.
Quietly confident.

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I love that analogy, Alan.
It is true, innit?

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It's true.

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Right. OK, I like this.

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This is good.  Love it.

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To fire up my kitchen creativity,
I want to immerse myself

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in the local culture, and in
Corfu it's the Greek grandmothers,

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or "yiayias", that call the shots
when it comes to cooking.

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So, I've come to the village
of Perivoli to meet food writer

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Anastasia...

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Hello! How are you?

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..and her yiayia.

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She's got the ouzo out for you.
Ouzo. Oh, I love ouzo.

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Whoa!

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I see you,
I think you're judging me.

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Is she judging me?
She's always judging.

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Oh, OK, that's good.  Not just you.
It's a yiayia thing.

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Does she like me? Does she like me,
do you reckon?

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THEY LAUGH

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Don't worry, this is just a Greek
yiayia thing.

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The recipes of the yiayias
are at the heart of Corfu cuisine,

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which, unlike the rest of Greece,

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is heavily influenced
by Italian flavours.

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Pastitsada,
we're going to eat today.

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Yeah, what's that, then?

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So pastitsada is a dish that came
to Corfu with the Venetians...

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Ooh, nice.  ..400 years ago.
It's made with lots of spices,

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because the Venetians put
us on the spice trail here.

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Oh, really?  Which means
that we make our dishes with...

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She's always interrupting me.

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THEY LAUGH

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She's the master!

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It's much...a spicier island than
the rest of the Greek islands.

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Yeah, yeah.  So, pastitsada
is a slow-cooked meat dish.

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You know how
she keeps interrupting you...

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Yeah.  ..that's what Amanda Holden's
like with me.

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Yeah, no, I get that.

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SHE SPEAKS GREEK

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She said, "Drink some ouzo
so you can learn some Greek."

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To make pastitsada, we need to peel
and chop onion and garlic.

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I'm trying to take it off.

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Thank you.

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And add in a mix of cloves,
cinnamon and spicy paprika.

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Again, a very Venetian thing.

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Not too hot, hot, hot.

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No, it's not funny. No, no,
not funny, not funny.

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No, no, naughty, naughty yiayia.

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Is it the spicy one?
SHE LAUGHS

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Is it the spicy one?
So spicy!

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Have some ouzo.  Ouzo!

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Yeah!  It's so hot!

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Stop shouting!

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Whilst Alan gets his fill
of tradition,

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I've got a more
modern vision in mind.

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I always say to Alan that we share a
leg each on who wears the trousers,

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but today they're firmly on me.

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It's not that
I don't trust Alan, I just...

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I don't really trust him.
I don't really trust him.

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Stamatis has brought me to a local
kitchen showroom near Corfu town.

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How are you?  Fine, thank you.

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Oh, this is so exciting.
Yeah.

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Because for the first time ever,
we are buying rather than building.

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Oh, yeah, look at that pantry.

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I never thought I'd get to an age
where I'd be excited about a pantry.

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Oh, you see, now this is the colour
that I've got in my head.

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Isn't this pretty?  Yeah.

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Despite the fact that this is
a really old house,

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I want quite a sleek, modern,
simple kitchen.

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Simple I don't normally do,

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but simple I'm doing today.

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I love this, Stamatis.

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This is just gorgeous.

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It's olive wood.
Olive wood?  Yeah.

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Oh, well, that's brilliant.
It looks like.

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It's very Greek and I think if we
had something modern and sleek

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and then a rustic touch like that,
that's good.

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I think that's a good idea.

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Oh, I'm loving this,
you're just a yes man.

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No, no, no, no...
I love a yes man.

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I'm not a yes man, but, yeah...
You're not a yes man?

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Yeah, no, no, no.  Have they told you
about me?

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No.
It's best to say yes.

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Well, Alan said some...
It's best to say yes.

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What did Alan say?
Nothing.

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What did Alan say?!  Nothing.

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Well, this is cosy.

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Back in Yiayia's outhouse kitchen,

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we're adding the spice mix
to the beef short ribs.

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So now, all these flavours are going
to infuse in here.

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And then in a minute we're going
to add a bit of wine.

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She's been making her own wine
since she was a kid.

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Stomps on the grapes herself.

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She doesn't.
Yeah, she does.

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I think she's got a verruca.

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To create the sauce,
we need some tomatoes.

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YIAYIA SPEAKS GREEK

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She said in two hours you'll eat.

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Two hours?

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Yes.

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Picked fresh from Yiayia's garden.

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Yiayia...

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What?  She said quickly, quicker.
Faster, faster.

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OK, OK, quick? Well,
we're not eating for two hours...

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Ooh.

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Ask her if she likes me.

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Do you like me?

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She said, yeah, she does like you.

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Ah.

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After you've gone through
the torture...

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Don't kiss me!

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She said go and kiss your wife.

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Well, my wife is, erm, away.

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Ooh, yes. This is good.  OK.

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Back at the showroom,

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I've been let loose with a Pandora's
box of worktop samples.

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This, to me,
is like looking at jewellery.

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I'm going bankrupt.

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You would if it was jewellery. OK.

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That's the colour I see in my head.

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And then I think that.

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Arctic ice.  Perfect.

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Arctic ice
and whatever that colour is.

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OK.

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I'm really happy, yeah.

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I'm not sure
if I'm going to be happy but...

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If I'm happy, you're happy.

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What about Alan, yeah?
That's what I say to my husband.

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Amanda may have managed
to strong-arm Stamatis,

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but I'm still trying to get on the
right side of Yiayia

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with a Greek salad.

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I genuinely love the fact that she's
this bridge to the last generation.

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She must have seen Corfu change...
Yeah.

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..for the better and sometimes
for the worst, you know?

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I mean, it was really difficult
here before tourism.

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She didn't go to school.
Mm.

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So she was out farming, growing
vegetables to sell

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on her dad's cart.
Yeah.

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So, yeah, she has had a tough life

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and I think that's obviously
toughened her.

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Right, come on, dinner is served.

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What can you taste?

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Oh, I can taste paprika,
the pepper, the cinnamon.

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It's not too spicy, though, is it?

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No, no, no, it's delicious.

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Would you like some salad?

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Delicious, tuck in.

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Do you know what?
This is just what I wanted.

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Good, I'm happy.

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Nice to meet you.

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00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,520
And her very much.

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00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,320
Aw! Thank you, that's nice.

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00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,400
Yeah, lovely.

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00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,360
Yeah, I'll come back with
some ouzo later.

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00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:23,920
The dating thing for Alan here in
Corfu is not going very well at all.

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00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:29,840
So, I thought I would join him
to a Greek dating app.

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00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:36,560
I'm looking for...
Dates, friends or love?

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00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:38,400
I'm going to go love.

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Position.

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What the hell? No entry?

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00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,640
Oh, God, I'm having flashbacks
to when I went down

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that black hole in Aqualand.

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Back at the house, Scott and I are
breathing life into the bread oven.

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I think it'll look really good.

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00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,600
I love it, you know, I love
tradition, and we're in Corfu,

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00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,720
you know, who doesn't like a bit of
pitta bread with their taramasalata?

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00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,800
Yeah.

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00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,280
It's like being
on an archaeological dig.

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00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,680
I feel a bit like Indiana Jones.
Yeah?

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00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,960
You know when he's like just finding
out like the history of it and,

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you know, the different kinds of
pitta people had it in the years...

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00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,240
The pitta people?
Pitta people.

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00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,360
Like ancient tribes?

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00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,160
The pitta people from Corfu.

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00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,120
Now we've cleaned out
all the debris...

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This does look like hummus.

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00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,480
..we can give the outside a smooth
finish using the local

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00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:41,120
Mediterranean technique of slapping
the plaster onto the stone.

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00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,360
Ah-h-h, ah!

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00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,760
Something like that.

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00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,720
It's that movement there.

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It's quite an awkward position.

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00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:51,480
It's... This trowel's not working.

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You do it, and let me see.

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OK.

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And we go like that, yeah?

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Take your arm...

249
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It's always been my Achilles heel.

250
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,920
I just don't know.
I don't know if it's the wrist.

251
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,240
Do you know what? I think
I might be left-handed,

252
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:12,240
cos I eat left-handed, but I
do all my design with my right hand.

253
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,200
That's the great thing about design.

254
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,600
Not only do you find out
things about the house,

255
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,480
you find out things about yourself.

256
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,440
Interests.

257
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,880
SHE GIGGLES

258
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,920
I'm going to put down wrestling.

259
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,760
SHE SNORTS

260
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,800
Done.

261
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,720
There.

262
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,600
Five guys nearby!

263
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,680
Alan's going to kill me.

264
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,880
I'm much better at this,
cos I can just switch off,

265
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,280
I don't have to think, you know?

266
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:56,160
I used to do a job
in a factory where we used to sand

267
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,440
gearboxes off and then paint them.

268
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:03,600
So this is like...
This is actually a skillset of mine.

269
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,640
Yeah.  Am I boring you?

270
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,360
Why... I'm telling you bits about my
life and you're reading

271
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,960
the instructions on the paint can.

272
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,320
No, no, I lis-... I listen
with my ears, not my eyes.

273
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,960
Now it's buffed to perfection,

274
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,440
the hood gets a heat-resistant
protective finish.

275
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,400
Look how better I am
at painting with my left hand.

276
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,960
Isn't that weird?  Yeah.

277
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,880
I'm really pleased with this,
look at it.

278
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:30,000
And I realise now the reason is,
is because I'm left-handed.

279
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,600
I've been doing it with the wrong
hand all your life.

280
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,520
We're taking a break
from DIY to explore

281
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:43,240
the thousands of islands
that make up the Greek archipelago.

282
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,080
A stone throw from Corfu is
one of the smallest, Paxos,

283
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,640
and it's home to a natural wonder.

284
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,920
Oh, this is paradise.

285
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,960
Isn't it lovely?

286
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,200
Hidden along Paxos's
western coastline

287
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:03,400
are limestone caves that are only
accessible by boat.

288
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,120
It's the most beautiful colour.

289
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,960
This is magical.

290
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,400
Oh!

291
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,360
It's quite eerie as well.

292
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,000
Wow.

293
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,960
You know in World War II
they used to hide in these caves.

294
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,280
Did they?  Yeah.

295
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:19,720
Can you imagine the emotions
and the fear, and...

296
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,960
Terror, and you couldn't come out.

297
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,240
You daren't have a lantern on,
because someone might see you.

298
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,720
I mean, it must be terrifying.

299
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,640
I feel so lucky, cos there's not
many people you get

300
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,840
to experience this with.

301
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,520
Mind you, as I'm getting older,
there's few...

302
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,680
People that you want to spend
that time with?  I know.

303
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,280
I know what you mean.

304
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,640
Your friend circle should be getting
bigger, but it's getting smaller.

305
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,760
I've started...
I've started having a cull.

306
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,760
In your friendships that have
survived the cull,

307
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,720
what are you looking for?
What do you have?

308
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,960
Loyalty, it's got to be loyal.

309
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,720
Oh, 100%, mm-hm.

310
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,240
Fun, no boring people.
Intelligent.

311
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,280
Can't stand boring people.  Yeah.

312
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,160
What about you, what do you look
for in a friend...?

313
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,600
The same. Clever girls I like,
world savvy.

314
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

315
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,280
Who are practical,
who've earnt their own money.

316
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,600
Would you say you're a feminist?

317
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,280
I would, but a lot of people
probably wouldn't say I was,

318
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,520
cos of how I, like...

319
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,720
But that's when I think women
can be the strongest.

320
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,200
Yeah, yeah.  Empowered.

321
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,520
Yes.  By putting on the armour.

322
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,920
Oh, OK.

323
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,720
Never knowingly understated, Alan.

324
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,400
No, no.
That will be on my gravestone.

325
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,440
Like, you'll never see me
without a lash.

326
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,280
Isn't that the motto for John Lewis?

327
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,960
No, it is not.

328
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,000
You don't want that...

329
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,640
Never knowingly understated?
Never knowingly undersold.

330
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:39,760
Undersold.

331
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,560
Put that on your gravestone.

332
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,480
Amanda Holden,
never knowingly undersold.

333
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,080
AMANDA CACKLES

334
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,160
I don't know.

335
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,440
Oh, my God. My laugh in this
cave is bad.

336
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,920
Oh, my God.
Bouncing off every crevice.

337
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,280
AMANDA'S CACKLE ECHOS

338
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,000
I've got an announcement to make.

339
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,640
I actually took the liberty,
don't kill me,

340
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,920
of signing you up to
a dating app out here.

341
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,160
No, no, no.

342
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:15,320
And I had to fill out
all your profile questions.

343
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,800
Which included
a lot of personal ones.

344
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,560
They...
Did you put a picture up?

345
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,840
I put... Well, that was the other
thing, you see.

346
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,560
I had a lovely shot of you with
like a glass of wine in your hand.

347
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,720
That's good, I like that.

348
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,920
So, that was nice. Then I found a
picture of you with a donkey.

349
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,200
But I'm holding out quite
a lot of hope,

350
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:39,040
because we already found people
within like 0.3km.

351
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,760
But they were in Albania.

352
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,520
So you're telling me
I'm getting a lot of donkey lovers

353
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,120
from Albania getting in touch?

354
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,440
Yes.

355
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,520
The sun is shining in Kokkini,
and thanks to the builders,

356
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,680
it's now streaming into the kitchen.

357
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,400
Just be careful of your head, yes?

358
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,920
The team have removed the old roof
and uncovered a hidden window.

359
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,840
Oh, my gosh.

360
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,360
Alan!

361
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,760
It's so nice.

362
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,920
Oh, my God! Look, it's a window.

363
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,320
Look, this is going to give
a lot more light.

364
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,160
Oh, my gosh, it's magical.

365
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,480
We made a plan for the kitchen,
didn't we, Stamatis?

366
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,720
Yes, yeah.

367
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,520
So, the kitchen literally is one
layer all the way round

368
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,920
with a fridge there.

369
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,760
When did this happen?

370
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,240
You were probably having a snooze.

371
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,720
A long one!

372
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,640
It wasn't a coma.

373
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,080
She's picked the kitchen
and the colour and the scheme,

374
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,040
but she hasn't told me.

375
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,880
And then we also had this idea
that we might create some

376
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,960
sort of breakfast bar here, Alan.

377
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,200
Mm.

378
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,840
We were like a double act,
and now we've become a throuple.

379
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,800
And I don't want to have
a throuple with Stamatis.

380
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,920
The original flagstone floor is
just resting on earth,

381
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,560
so it needs lifting
and relaying in cement.

382
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,720
This is not going to be easy.

383
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,240
Oh!

384
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,080
Are you going to see, only watching
there or are you going to do some...

385
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,960
Yeah, no.  I will, come on, then.
OK.

386
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,080
So, which way do you think?

387
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,080
You need to take this one,
but it's a little bit heavy.

388
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,200
Don't underestimate me.  No.

389
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,640
No.

390
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,880
I think it's a cultural thing,
but Stamatis is determined to

391
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:28,840
sort of mollycoddle me and doesn't
think I'm capable of doing anything.

392
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,720
Bravo. Oh, no, no, no, no...

393
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,760
No, what you doing? There.

394
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,080
It's heavy.

395
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,280
It's... Stop it, I'm a woman.

396
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,600
Yeah.

397
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,760
He'll learn as time goes on
that Alan will be the one

398
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,480
that needs to put the kettle on
and sit down.

399
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,480
Stamatis,
your upper body strength's amazing.

400
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,320
We should definitely go to the gym
together, me and you.

401
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,080
Really?  Yeah.

402
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,800
OK.  I like the gym.

403
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,240
OK.  What do you do?

404
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,720
Do you do sit-ups, do you do leg
days, do you miss leg day?

405
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,960
Doing other things.

406
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,320
Why don't you do
lift the floor day, Alan?

407
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,960
Carry on, you're doing well.

408
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,720
Oh, look, I'll do it, all you...
Moan, moan, moan.

409
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,440
That's all you do, Miss Holden.

410
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,440
Give it here, I'll do it.
Blooming heck.

411
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,560
That's the right way.  This is not
for women.  Yeah, that...

412
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,320
Back off, Amanda.

413
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,680
Bend your knees.

414
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,880
Together.  Oh, no, I can't get up.

415
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,720
OK, together, yes?

416
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,880
Yes, together.  OK. Perfect.

417
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,680
OK, here? Perfect.
Yes. We put it down.

418
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,840
Wahey.

419
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:38,440
35 slabs later, we need a sit down,
and I know just the spot.

420
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,680
Corfu town, like our kitchen,
is a rich mix of the traditional

421
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,160
and the new.

422
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,000
Shall we go...
Are you going the top?

423
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,040
Ooh, yeah.

424
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,680
And Alan's found a unique way for us
to see how the city

425
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,840
weaves it seamlessly together

426
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,560
It's your first time
on my hop-on-off bus?

427
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,280
Yes.  Yes, first time.
We're virgins.

428
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,000
Are you ready to hop on and off?
Virgins.  Yeah!  Yeah!

429
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,080
We just hop on.  Very, very big and
warm welcome to Corfu.

430
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,640
Let's do a selfie, Alan.

431
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,960
Along with its legendary role
in Homer's Odyssey,

432
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:17,560
Corfu town reflects centuries as a
thriving maritime trading hub.

433
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,880
With its byzantine fort,
the Napoleonic Liston Promenade

434
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,320
and Venetian old town.

435
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,360
Quick look left.

436
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,080
What do you see just now?

437
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,080
I saw an MandS.
Marks and Spencer's.

438
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,040
Marks and Spencer's.
Is that right?

439
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,400
A bell tower.
Did you see the bell tower, direct,

440
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,880
the bell tower in the background?

441
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,720
Yes, yes, I did.

442
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:42,640
Dominating the skyline is
the city's 500-year-old basilica,

443
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,120
home to the island's
beloved patron saint.

444
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,760
Saint Spyridon, his full body is
still enshrined in the church.

445
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,480
People are daily entering
the church in order to stoop

446
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,920
and kiss his slippered feet.

447
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,880
I want to go and kiss his slipper.
Slippered feet, ah.

448
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,640
I want to go
and kiss his slippered feet.

449
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,320
The house needs a prayer.
It needs a blessing, doesn't it?

450
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,160
We're about to see the airport...

451
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,600
I wasn't expecting
an airport on a historical tour.

452
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,880
No, I know.

453
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,800
Quite busy, our airport,
during the summer time.

454
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,280
At this rate she's going to tell us
the departure times.

455
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,000
That'd be quite handy, actually.

456
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,600
Bend down, quickly.

457
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,960
Alan! Argh!

458
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,040
Oh, my God, I nearly lost my hat!

459
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,560
Let me know
when I have to bend down.

460
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,640
Ooh, God. Ooh, ooh...

461
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,600
This is the main
square of the island.

462
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,920
Ooh!  Ooh, sorry.

463
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,480
So, this is the end of our tour,
my dear guests.

464
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:47,560
Health and happiness to
you, to your families, thank you.

465
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,040
At the house, our original
flagstones have been cleaned up

466
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,520
and are being re-laid ready
for the arrival of the cabinets.

467
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,720
Meanwhile, I'm on the hunt
for kitchen accessories

468
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,040
in the mountain
village of Makrades.

469
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:16,160
Corfu is covered in olive trees,
cultivated by the Venetians,

470
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,360
and carving olive wood is
a centuries-old island tradition.

471
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,120
That is itching to be
a dining room table.

472
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:28,120
So, I've come to try
my hand at the skill...

473
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,400
Hello.  Hi.

474
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,680
Hello.

475
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,160
..with father and son
Spiros and Lefteris.

476
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,200
Me and my friend, Alan, are in the
middle of renovating a house

477
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,880
and what I really wanted was to see

478
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,200
if I could make something to give
to Alan for the house.

479
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:45,720
Like what?  Well, something easy.
I was thinking like

480
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,720
a chopping board.  OK.

481
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,160
I have there some pieces of lumber.

482
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,320
Look.  Yes, this is good.

483
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,160
If we can have that,
but what sort of sh-...

484
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,120
Oh.  Make.  We do the shape?

485
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,040
Of course. Make, write what you
want.  Oh, wow.

486
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,360
Whilst Amanda's whittling her wood,

487
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,960
I've managed to convince Stamatis
to take me to his gym.

488
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,160
Stamatis, everyone looks a bit
hench here.

489
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,360
Look, everyone's like really fit.

490
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,240
Would I look like this
if I came here?

491
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,400
Hmm...  No?
Well, couple of years' time.

492
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,680
Thanks to the olive oil-rich diet
and healthy attitude to fitness,

493
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,840
the Greeks are one of the world's
longer living populations.

494
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:30,080
Oh, yes, yes. Lovely, like a
sleigh. Giddy up, giddy up!

495
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,040
And I'm hoping for some tips to get
buff like a Corfiot.

496
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,560
I think if I'm getting back
on the dating scene,

497
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:40,080
I want to look good, and one
of my problem points is my hump.

498
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,200
So, if I can get rid of some
of the things that might put people

499
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:47,760
off going on a date with me, then I
feel I can just go for it, you know?

500
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,600
Two, and three.

501
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,000
Why you going so fast?

502
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,320
Watch what you're doing,
not what I... Am I right?

503
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,160
He needs to watch himself.

504
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,400
Yeah!

505
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,280
Great job.  Ah, look.

506
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,240
Do you see how smooth it is?

507
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,720
Like a baby's bottom.

508
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,280
Yeah, I wouldn't say it so, but...

509
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,560
So, we have oil.

510
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,400
This is so lovely.

511
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,440
You see?  This is beautiful.  It's OK.

512
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,440
I wondered whether we could talk
about the wood that I've seen

513
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,720
out the front.
Cos I was thinking we could make

514
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,800
a breakfast bar in the kitchen.

515
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,120
We make good deal, don't worry.

516
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,680
He threw his rag down.
Let's go and make a deal.

517
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,080
What are you going to do now?

518
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,960
So, we have to make some circles.

519
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,240
Wait a minute.

520
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,160
And very, very good, very good.

521
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,120
Stamatis, look, Alan. Look.
Watch me. Watch me, Stamatis, look.

522
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,080
I feel so good.
It's just what the doctor ordered.

523
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,520
Are you all right, Stamatis?
Do you need first aid?

524
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,120
This renovation, although it's
small, does take it out of you.

525
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,200
It's nice to look after yourself.

526
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,120
What is this even doing?

527
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,160
This one is my favourite, yeah.

528
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,800
This is 600 years old.

529
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:15,560
Is it? So, I'm...
Which one are you happy to sell,

530
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,920
and make a lady very happy?

531
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,520
I give any piece ever you want,
present for your house.

532
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,720
No.  Why?

533
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,320
Because you can't do that.

534
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,600
And? I have a lot of wood.

535
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,280
This is a big...
The boss says so, yeah.

536
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,240
I am the boss here,
I'm doing everything that I want.

537
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,760
Come on.

538
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,400
Oh, my God.

539
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,120
Anything that I want, come on.

540
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,600
Yeah. If he says so it is so.
Aha.  Yeah.

541
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,360
Thank you very much.  You're welcome.

542
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,680
Thank you.  I'm doing it with my
heart.  Oh, my God.

543
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,480
Me and Alan are doing it
with our hearts too, this house.

544
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,920
Oh, my gosh, you just can't believe
people's generosity.

545
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,160
It's amazing.

546
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,080
It's so lovely there
are generational family businesses

547
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,560
still thriving on this island.

548
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,080
And to use materials that, you know,
we've got all around us,

549
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,440
and that will be in our new
little family villa.

550
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,680
At the house, the builders have been
busy fitting the kitchen,

551
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,320
installing the lights
and my very own olive wood worktop,

552
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,360
ready for us
to do the finishing touches.

553
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,680
If you want any lemons,
just shout, yeah?

554
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,840
Beautiful.

555
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,040
I made this for you.

556
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,600
But I'm on the Atkins.

557
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,520
The bread board.

558
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,680
Oh, how clever.  Yeah.

559
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,120
Ta-da!

560
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,440
Oh, my God, this is better than
I ever thought it would be.

561
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,920
That window....

562
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,320
Was the gamechanger.

563
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,720
Beautiful and light
and open and airy.

564
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,360
I think whitewashing
and cleaning up the pitched roof,

565
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,280
it feels double the space.

566
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,080
And then we found...
Ah, look, I did that.

567
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,120
That's a nice feature.
No, it's so nice.

568
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,000
I love this piece of olive
wood as well.

569
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,840
Yeah.  For the bar.

570
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,960
Don't you think modern works
with an old background?

571
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,240
Yes, yeah.

572
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,160
I think it's just the right
mix of old and new.

573
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,160
Do you love the fact that we went
for a pale green sagey?

574
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,760
Well, WE didn't go for it,
did we? You went for it.

575
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,400
No. I went for it because I had a
mood board...

576
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,640
I wasn't even consulted!
But I think it really, really works.

577
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,720
I mean, this is above and beyond
what we've ever done.

578
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,360
But I think it shows that we are
taking more of a chance

579
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,400
and I think this looks really cool.

580
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,600
I think this could be
in a magazine.

581
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,040
BANG

582
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,640
Ooh,  God. I thought something...
Urgh, why?!

583
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,040
There's a rival interior
designer on the island.

584
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,720
It's Kelly Hoppen.

585
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,240
She's taking shots at you.

586
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,160
"I'll get you, Alan.
Next time, Alan!"

587
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,720
Next time...

588
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,760
Whee!

589
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,560
..we visit the Tunnel of Love...

590
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,280
See, it is like your love life.

591
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,200
Yes, very shallow.

592
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,560
..and get creative in the bedroom...

593
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,080
This is the only intimacy
I've had in Corfu.

594
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,480
..as we bring passion
to our Aphrodite suite.

595
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,920
We can't stop,
or it looks like a mistake.

596
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,600
It is a mistake.